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Friday, June 15, 2007

project 355: rubber and misguided shapes

i have to say that i'm naturally perverse, being able to see the sex in almost anything. i could take something as innocent as a bonsai plant and turn it into something as carnal as a bonsai plant with a (insert random private part). which is why working in the ward, i tend to blurt out randomly crude jokes when i'm stressed. thank goodness the colleagues are mainly young people and even the eldest (a mother of two) can be quite the cheeky little thing herself. add in Pang Keng, the other colleague who reigns supreme as the King of Perversion, the workplace is somewhat oozing with hormones.

unfortunately, nobody is having sex yet. or at least i'm not getting any and i haven't had any knowledge of anybody who has.

work aside, Sunanthar and i were in the supermarket at Paragon today when we came across these suspiciously-shaped balloons in the partywares section.
i would like to see the kids' reactions. and perhaps the adult's erections... ehrm... i mean, reactions as well.

posted at 10:45 pm by the nurse | Permalink |

16 Comments:

Eeyer! Even I am astonished.
By Blogger savante, at 12:03 am  

You accidentally fell upon a unique fetish that has a rather "underground" but populous following.

Balloon fetishists are called "Looners" and we love the smell of them, enjoy lightly brushing the mouth pieces of the balloons across our nipples and get aroused by blowing them by mouth to pop sometimes (for the "Poppers"). There are also "Non-Poppers" as well.

There ar others that enjoy "boinking" them. Who knew such an innocent object could bring such sexual pleasure and gratification!!!

You should try it sometime!!!
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 1:31 am  

Oh god. Wonder will kids try to stick them up on their dicks? For girls, their vagina, when blown up?
By Blogger Veeen, at 1:32 am  

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By Blogger Marky, at 1:36 am  

hahah , anwyays speaking of obscene bits in everyday things, u so have to check out this pic. its funny as hell. u can look up my blog which doesnt really get updated often.
By Blogger Marky, at 1:46 am  

im a constant reader of your blog and through here ive found a guy that is the same secondary school as me !!!! -> veeen ... can't believe it ... what a small world ... and anyway your blog's great love it ...

~ C R i X ~
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:28 am  

i'm quite curious (or stupid or innocent), does that thing really forms to penis when blown (hur hur)? before i read the text, i thought the balloon is heart-shaped? :-?


- steve
ps: your article on fridae on bondage is really siao! im really not into BDSM.
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 4:39 am  

oh my god, steve.

it doesnt "form" the shape of the penis when blown (pun unintended), the balloon (before u blow it) looks like a super limp dick with 2 balls. you need to be visually literate. hahahaha

im just being bitchy.
By Blogger Charlotte's Mirror, at 8:17 am  

come to think of it..

this blowing of balloon is very similar to real life indeed..

after blowing on the "balloon" a couple of times, you start growing a bigger heart for the owner of the "balloon"

as opposed to blowing only one breath, your heart is still tiny :p no luv there..
By Blogger Purring Tiger, at 11:18 am  

i had read about ur article about ur experience in fridae. inDEEd i was astonish and had to admit a bit ahem...... high to read about it. haha .SOrry, i m really into some kind of bondage. WOnder u can share the experience more with me
keep in touch
my msn jackalcruise@hotmail.com
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:22 pm  

i love your blog. please be safe and well. i hope you find happiness and love.

seoulseeker from fridae
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 2:53 pm  

you're so hot! :p
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 5:45 pm  

whichever it may be, you do have a wild imagination! hahax! yup, i noticed these "prosthetics" during my secondary school days. it makes me ponder what the creators were thinking at the time of planning and manufacturing of this product. hmm...
By Blogger a collaborative thinker, at 7:46 pm  

~ C R i X ~: you are?
By Blogger Veeen, at 9:30 pm  

savante: amazing what they are producing for parties these days, isn't it?

anon: a balloon fetish? that's a new one. i'll stick to condoms though for preference when it comes to rubber.

veeen: i can't imagine sticking one big balloon up my ass. can it fit? is it too big? will it cause allergies? so many questions, too troublesome lah.

marky:

crix: singapore is a really small place. sure will bump into each other sooner or later.

steve: i'm neither into bondage. but like everything else in life, got to at least try once right?

charlotte's: just a bit of imagination and you can visualize the shape it turns out into.

kon kon: it's a heart-shaped balloon, i'm assuming. but then again, i could be wrong. someone should blow it up.

jameson: heh. it's once in a lifetime lah. once can already.

seoulseeker: thanks for the well wishes. i'll stay safe, no worries. i think my job is more hazardous than my sex life actually.

fiexx: the world is getting very imaginative, that's all i can say.
By Blogger the nurse, at 12:52 pm  

and marky, sorry for leaving you out in the previous comment was checking out your blog. it's surprisingly cheeky. i should get one of those.
By Blogger the nurse, at 12:54 pm  

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