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Wednesday, June 13, 2007

project 355: variety, sex and cigarettes

i take my cigarettes the same way i take my sex during singlehood - with plenty of promiscuity and blowing involved.

perhaps it's a problem of commitment, but i simply can't bring myself to stick to one brand of even one particular variety of cigarettes. on the really humid days which make the perfect excuse for the gay men to remove their tops, nothing makes my day (other than the topless men) like a kopi peng and a stick of Viceroy Menthol Light. the menthol freshness combined with the chilly taste of iced coffee in one's mouth is simply heavenly. in fact, the feeling is almost like giving a blowjob to an Eskimo who has for some reason, dipped his dick into a freezing cold coffee machine. which is all excellent until you realize that the temperamental weather of tropical Singapore has suddenly switched from 'topless men' sunny to 'let's put on more clothes and wear a fashionable overcoat' rainy.

of course, rainy days also have their cigarette equivalents. there's nothing that defines the rainy day like snuggling up under bedsheets with another person on one side and a cigarette on the other. for the smoker, life is strangely fulfilling when the two best things in life are combined together in one single moment - the after-sex cigarette. it's even better when the other party smokes which makes the single moment a shared moment.

i used to know this chap whom i considered as one of my regulars. a cute dance instructor with a fine ass and an impressive appendage. what's even better is the fact that he smokes. it was because of this that i agreed to meet up occasionally with him at the budget hotel for our two hour sessions of sex and smokes. i'll spare you the details about the sex because it's rather mediocre. but the small talk and the cosiness and the smoky atmosphere with CNN blaring in the background just gives me that melancholic indie film mood that i've always liked. alas, i cut contact with him after going steady with the ex-air crew, assuming that relationship bliss would be in place for quite a while.

true to the indie film spirit, the break-up happened and now i'm left with no sex buddy who smokes. he's still a very nice guy though (the ex-sex buddy) because he always says hi to me over MSN. and i mean ALWAYS. whenever i log in, he'll be there. aiyah, but there's just too much pride in my way to reply his messages. so i guess the search for the ultimate sex buddy who smokes is still on.

falling short, the next best thing would be a cigarette in one hand and one's own appendage in the other. and you don't even need to factor in the weather.

posted at 11:44 pm by the nurse | Permalink |

12 Comments:

i smoke! i smoke! (outstretching both my arms like the geekiest geek in a class discussion)... i smoke marlboro menthol lights... i smoke before and after sex, meals, movies, and every chance i get. PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!! =D

- steve
By Anonymous, at 1:53 am

i wanna smoke ur appendage? does that count? hehehehe!
By Anonymous, at 12:06 pm

But I can't smoke! Can I pretend? :P
By savante, at 12:32 pm

Okay I'll start smoking because of you. Hahaha! =x

Hope you can find your sex buddy who smokes asap. ;p
By Veeen, at 12:50 pm

i stopped smoking after smoking for about 9 years. started in primary 4, ended last year. iot's hard but seems like i'm getting withdrawal symptoms from it. *starts shaking violently* heex...

btw, the difference between smoking and 'smoking' is the end-result.

either way, it sticks in your mouth. ;D
By a collaborative thinker, at 1:51 pm

"Just too much pride"
By Anonymous, at 3:40 pm

mmm.
By E R I C, at 4:48 pm

i concur with the after-sex smoke thingy. always satisfying for some reason. =)

its nice to have someone you fancy (sortof) you acknowledge you everytime you're online on MSN isn't it?
By Anonymous, at 5:12 pm

people pls... smoking is not good for your health! ok?

once you've start... very hard to depart from it!

gosh.. I really need a puff right now.
By uncle boy, at 5:15 pm

... i can never get addicted with ciggie... too much work... needs to dig it out of a bag... needs to open the box... hold it... hunt for a freaking lighter... POSE... light... inhale... GOSH... sucking something else is MUCH MUCH easier... HAHAHAHAHA... ;o)
By Little Prince, at 1:00 am

steve: finally! fellow brethren. perhaps we might hit it off after all eh?

savante: no need to pretend lah! you're fine the way you are. just that you would score more points with me if you did smoke. heh.

veeen: hopefully won't take too long to find lah. at least i find my sex buddy before my lungs give way.

fiexx: primary 4 is pretty darn young, no? but congrats to you for quitting. it's quite an effort. i tried quitting once for nearly 4 hours. i started getting cranky and destroying furniture.

blurboi: mmmmm.

skye:d nicotine and orgasms go hand-in-hand. it's a fact of life. i'm not really an MSN person anyways. too darn irritating to talk via typing. neither am i a phone person. that makes me anti-social doesn't it?

musa: it's not good for health. and we still do it. ironic hor?

daniel: agreed. but you gotta consider the process of getting to suck someone else as well. that's even more tedious.
By the nurse, at 6:23 am