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Sunday, June 17, 2007

project 355: calculating the aftermath of bondage

yay! the next Fridae post is out. so here's the shortcut for all the homophobes that dare not enter through the front door:

tie me up, pin me down

well here's a bit of the aftermath with regards to the whole experience of going from massage (of one's nipples) to mastication. there were a few bruised and sore areas, but nothing really permanent. my ass has been tormented one time too many to actually sustain permanent damage. in fact, i daresay that it's rather regenerative in a Claire Bennet kinda way. i'm proud to say that it's still full of shit. the nipples are also rather resilient to most kinds of damage too, having been through elements of varying temperatures and having sharp objects going through them. so no harm done there.

alas i can't say the same for my right hand. apparently, the ropes were a tad too tight or perhaps i was just squirming as much as a worm being pan-fried in olive oil and trying its best to enjoy its last moments by indulging in a bit of break dancing. the first two fingers of the right hand seem to be devoid of sensation at times. you know that kind of feeling when you sit on your ass for too long a time without getting up. and when suddenly all the blood rushes back to your head and en route, through your ass, you suddenly develop this numbness. yeap, it's like that. except that now you apply it to my right hand.

which is all cool because i am left-handed, so it doesn't affect my writing. at the same time, it's not that cool also because it's my dominant wanking hand. which actually come to think of it, is still rather cool too. because it's devoid of sensation, it makes wanking feel like it's somebody else that's doing the job for me. in frat boy terms, it's 'totally awesome, dude'.

as for the masseur, we haven't kept in touch since that day. he did suggest keeping in touch via MSN. but i can't say that i have exactly enjoyed my massage-turned-bondage session. don't get me wrong because it was very good, a bit like a roller-coaster ride with all the ups and down and quite literally, upside-downs. but still, not my cup of tea. and the chihuahuas are not my kinda dog as well. but still if anyone's interested in having the masseur's number, you can e-mail me. spankthemalenurse@hotmail.com.

oh well, all that said, it's still a matter of (insert Final Fantasy leveling-up theme). now i can spend my experience points upgrading my already-resilient ass.

posted at 5:35 pm by the nurse | Permalink |

20 Comments:

it was a damn good post la. but not sure whether it was a damn good experiece.

maybe you should post his msn on the fridae article to help him out with some great publicity!

Fifthwall
By Anonymous, at 12:05 am

dang. nipples kena so many damages?! I cant even think of it.
By Anonymous, at 12:33 am

Mmm... deliciously naughty. Now I can imagine my favourite male nurse being tied up and spanked :P
By savante, at 12:34 pm

fifthwall: nah. privacy, privacy. but thanks for popping by to post a comment anyways.

rugged: the perils of anonymous sex. what to do?

savante: hur hur. though your favorite male nurse prefers his sex au naturale.
By the nurse, at 12:58 pm

read ur post in fridae. isnt it frightening to go to stranger's home to do 'something' or whatever thing with? that quite freak me out that i never plan to see anyone from chatroom. people can turn crazy, haha, oh we'll never know, bondage might be terrible, but the ultimate is if i got mutilated where i will be the 6th ghost in 'men in white' looking for my separated penis.

anyway nurse, what a nice back u have :9
By Anonymous, at 1:34 pm

woah, tat was ur backside??? cool!!!

- steve
By Anonymous, at 3:06 pm

:) There is some God afterall! He let you have all these wonderful experiences and the knack to share it with the rest of the world in your wonderful prose!

C
By Chin, at 4:28 pm

totally hot. cool you're left handed too. heh. but i must say i'm not a fan of bondage. nonetheless, still hot. =P
By E R I C, at 6:06 pm

Good writing! I really enjoy reading you... thrill by proxy, maybe?
By Mel, at 6:39 pm

Buasnya!
By William, at 7:22 pm

I am right handed in terms of wirting and left handed when doing other stuff like "you know what". So I can do both at the same time...
I think bondage is quite fun but not too extreme one...that's too extreme for me.
By NIL NIL, at 7:51 pm

The spankthemalenurse boy actually getting spanked ... mmmmm ... wish I could have seen that. It would have been hot ;-)
By Anonymous, at 10:02 pm

you're an absolute hoot! Love ur post, love it love it love it! :P
By Anonymous, at 10:29 pm

wiki: while i was waiting for the part whereby the masseur began to de-skin me alive, i comforted myself by thinking what i would be having for lunch post-sex. it helps.

steve: that's my butt. it's the lighting lah.

chin: i guess so. it's just a bloody weird twist of fate.

blurboi: neither am i. but it's the experience that counts!

mel: perhaps perhaps. or maybe it's just thrill by pixels that form a picture of my butt?

william: huh?

la'encier: oooh. opposite. most people in this world wank with their right though. unique eh?

rob: oh yeah.... i've never thought of it from that angle. but it's now a reality. spankthemalenurse is evidentially true.

evon: thanks for declaring me to be a hoot. i assume from your name that you're a girl. i will dedicate a post to you the next time i write about hooters.
By the nurse, at 10:06 am

i like that BUTT !!!! but somehow didn't like what i read. dunno, feel sorry for you that you had to go through that. but what the heck if you enjoyed it and did it out of your own consent.
By Anonymous, at 10:34 am

After reading your blog (for the first time), I wonder how many gays out there keep their blogs too. Esp with all those lucid stories of fun.

I actually thot I should start documenting my share of fuck stories too. ;)

ramenguy
By Anonymous, at 11:32 pm

you've stirred up a hornet's nest on Fridae with your bondage blog. In fact you nearly always stir lots of comment. I hope it's deliberate -- because that's what good columnists should do
By Anonymous, at 11:35 pm

It's official. If that's your butt, I so wanna spank the male nurse :P
By savante, at 12:09 am

oh man ! Nice Beautiful Butt.
But SM.......nah .......Just not my cup of tea!
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