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Saturday, January 27, 2007

project 355: the perks to having an air steward boyfriend

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he's polite. he's customer-service oriented. he's hot. he's charming. he's gay. and he brings back small little gifts from his trips around the world. fuck the air stewardess (who cares about her anyways?) given the age of metrosexuals and the ever-increasing spending limits that the women and gay people have these days, it's time to bring in the AIR STEWARD. definitely a great way to fly. an even greater way to unzip my fly. that's the boyfriend, in a nutshell.

still, i'm a sucker for people who shower me with gifts. maybe it's the depraved Christmas presents that the relatives have been torturing me with for the past few years. they still don't understand that i wear size S, not XL anymore. 8 years ago, it would have been a great slap in the face to stop stuffing myself with a bubble-tea and McDonald's diet. now, it's just a tired excuse for purchasing the remnant pieces in a clothing sale.

the 2007 Dilbert planner really hits the mark though. i've always enjoyed gifts that enocurage writing. be it a simple notepad, a pen or a bottle of fountain pen ink. hell, you could even purchase some photocopier paper for my birthday and i would squeal with delight. dark chocolate. and a calendar. now i can throw away that miniature wallet-sized calendar that i received from the representative of some random ambulance company at work.

logically speaking, the boyfriend should go on more trips hor?

posted at 10:23 pm by the nurse | Permalink |

5 Comments:

that's so sweet!

Dilbert is damn funny la. and they are all thoughtful gifts.

-sheena-
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:44 pm  

Next time I buy you a whole stack of Double A paper, 80gsm one.

Or you want 100gsm? Or 200gsm?

Man I'm talking in office language...
By Blogger JY, at 10:03 am  

Guilt gifts? Maybe he buys the same for all the boys in the other ports also? :)
By Blogger Colin, at 10:40 am  

JY, i want bigger the better. preferably white. goes better with my skin tone.

and thanks sheena.

and THANKS HOR COLIN. he can 'port' all the other boys that he buys, but at least i'm getting gifts! hur hur! thanks for dropping by anyways. haven't seen you around in a while.
By Blogger the nurse, at 6:29 pm  

Ghana chocolate....is that safe?
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 7:31 pm  

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