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Tuesday, January 16, 2007

project 355: the sun should kiss my ass (so that it will turn brown)

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i seem to have very bad luck at my attempts to turn golden brown. apparently, everytime i plan to go to the public pool to get a tan, the sun is shining like a Stephen King novel. however, by the time i actually get to the pool, that stupid ball of fire runs and hides behind some clouds. thus, hindering all forms of sunlight and my chances of becoming an instant mat.

today was no exception. the sun kept peeking in and out of the clouds like Indian dancers behind a cypress. i waited for 45 minutes before becoming fed-up with the sun's game of hide-and-seek. 12 laps in the pool later, i was gone to the toilet and setting off for home.

walking out of the swimming complex, the sun suddenly shone like there was no tomorrow. chee bye. i hate Murphy's Law.

posted at 9:30 am by the nurse | Permalink |

4 Comments:

ehh..erm...that shot is quite erm..not very flattering..=X
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:43 am  

i only took two shots. and one had no legs in it. so no kick (pun intended). and the other one had blue trunks. so since it's there, might as well let it be there. and it is very flattering (given that tight trunks flatten bulges).
By Blogger the nurse, at 11:47 am  

is that blue sections what I think it is. like so "protruding" omg.
-sheenalazytologin-
I have to log in to google first then I can come here and commo.
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:53 am  

dont mind the grammer.
-sheena-
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:53 am  

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