it seems that my mind is always on the prowl for bad grammer.
it could be the arrangement, it could be the incorrect usage of the word. sometimes it's the spelling. or worse still, the wrong word at the wrong place at the wrong time plus wrong spelling some more!

and throw in an early morning fag to wake the brain and my extra keen grammer-analysis senses, and you have the perfect incident of grammer misuse:



whenever i'm on the morning shift (7-3pm), i always start my day with an early morning fag. my cigarette will somehow last through the entire 13 minute walk from home to the train station. an average cigarette for me lasts only 6.53 minutes (not including the time taken to light up the cig; i'm terrible with lighters). but given the really temperemental weather for the past few days, i've decided to only smoke in sheltered areas. and this morning was no exception.

this was found outside Lot One, the local shopping centre stuck in the middle of the heartlands. there was a giant advertisement for a local watch retailer. this watch retailer catered specially to the heartland population of Singapore. andy lau was the main man in all the pictures. it's actually a series of advertisements lah, of him in gentlemanly poses with a so-called intelligent quote at the side.

fuck the chinese characters because they make more sense than the english translation. apparently, this one is pretty suggestive:



i'm more of a 'coming from the front' kinda person, by the way.

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