i have always always always wanted to act out a lame skit like the one below. only problem? give me a camera and an entire bunch of extras willing to work for me for free. and of course, a producer, script-writer, editor, publicist, caterer, etc, etc. am i asking for too much?

(it's the Teacher's Day speech at the National Institute of Education)

Announcer: And now we shall invite the minister to give us the closing address.

(the minister take a genteel walk towards the stage and proceeds to adjust the microphone at the pedestal)

Minister: Fellow teachers and Singaporeans, Ministers, Honourable Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen......

(dramatic pause)

Minister: ..... Blk 288 Chua Chu Kang Ave 3 #14-288 Singapore 680288. Thank You.

(walks off the stage)

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