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this is really freaky. i just woke up after 8 hours of sleep without any pants on.

meaning that if for some reason, the parents were to actually pull my blanket off, they would straightaway be able to locate the source of evil that fuels their son's gay nature. of course, they would initially be impressed that the source of evil was of a somewhat considerable size. but after the oohs and the aahs, they would prolly have me tied up and sent for exorcism and/or castration ALA Hard Candy style.

in case you're wondering, i didn't do it on purpose. i mean, once in a while i do release the evil at night before i go to sleep. but i at least have the decency, common sense and altruistic nature to put it right back where it belongs. so it's definitely not me. and it prolly didn't just slip off during the violent sex dreams in bed. for one, i was wearing pretty tight boxer shorts (it's a gay thing). you would prolly need a towtruck and 50 construction men tugging a rope to pull off my undergear. it's tight lah, but not so tight that it impedes circulation down there. meaning i could still get a boner which would stop the removal of my undergarments.

so if it's not the source....
and it's not me....
then who could it be?
oh my god. i just said WHO. you mean it's someone who actually did this? wah, this is getting kinkier by the minute, isn't it? come to think of it, the only person who sleeps in the same room as me is the broth.....

okaaaaaaay.... this is wierd. and no, i don't sleep with soup. i sleep with a sibling.

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