why do the straight, the narrow and the cheena have such bad taste in music?

first it was CRAZY FROG.
then the World Cup fever brought along Shakira and her deceitful hips.
my clairvoyance tells me that the next irritating ringtone of the season will be a particular movie soundtrack. an irritating psuedo-siam-ism-angkor-wat-ish background percussion accompanied with the sounds of japanese hentai voice-overs singing english with bad phonics. the song in question? Tokyo Drift by the Teriyaki Boyz, from the soundtrack The Fast & The Furious: Tokyo Drift.

fast cars, modifications and all things japanese have a very strong impact on the cheena-inclined community. and the cheena-piang are notorious for their revolting and terrible taste in music. put two and two together and you have the reason why the arts in singapore will never flourish (ok, so i'm exaggerating).

within the span of spending 2 days of off in Brunei, i have heard Tokyo Drift more times than i can count on both hands and feet of everyone involved in a threesome. bruneians who mod their vehicles tend to focus a lot on their sound systems. and the bruneians who love to mod their vehicles more often that not are the cheena peeps. and the cheena peeps are well-known for the horrendously awful taste in music. so once again put two and two together with regards to the cheena peeps and you have another reason why the arts in brunei will also never flourish (and this one i'm not exaggerating).

every modded car that passes on the street seems to come pre-installed with the soundtrack to Tokyo Drift. it gets kinda sickening after a while when everywhere you go, you have no choice but to open your ears to the sounds of techno, high-pitched japanese voices and an irritaing psuedo-siam beat.

and have you heard the killer line?
the chorus, FAST and FURIOUS sung as 'FAST AND FOO-REAR!' not one, not twice but a grand total of at least 21 times in the ENTIRE SONG. i tell you, the next person whose handphone rings with Tokyo Drift.... i will slice and dice and thrice through him faster than you can say 'sashimi'.

and you can be sure it'll be fast and foo-rear...

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