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Saturday, December 15, 2007

project 355: my colleagues look like drug mules and hookers

i'm only agreeable with the hooker bit actually, because the female colleagues in question are really pretty specimens of the health-care workforce. apparently, Kegal Laughs and another female colleague have just returned from a holiday in Brisbane about a fortnight and a week ago respectively. both of them were held up at customs for suspected prostitution and drug charges, respectively as well. admittedly, they seemed rather cool about what happened at customs. but my guess is that they were initially rather traumatized. after all, getting arrested in a foreign land where you have nothing but a suitcase packed to the brim with clothes, undies and toiletries in ziplock bags is not exactly the most ideal of ways to deal with a customs hold-up. it is now a running joke that Kegal Laughs moonlights as a red-light district worker.

my 'drug mule' colleague was held up for about an hour while she as getting frisked by a very 'she looks like a butch' customs officer. the only thing that crossed my mind while she related her unfortunate customs story was the fact that she's Pangkeng's one-time love interest and her very slim supermodel waistline. any drug cartel would be able to tell you that it's not exactly profitable to ship drugs in her.

Kegal Laugh's account is the funnier of the two, however. what happened was that the customs officer stopped her just as she was about to trod her first official step onto Brisbane soil. and she's quite the pretty thing to look at actually. she's young, she's sweet, she's slim, and she has flawless skin accompanied with really great make-up. the only thing is that she likes to wear pants most of the time. come to think of it, she's every bit eligible for the dime a dozen career of flight stewarding. but she picked nursing in the end. and that's earns my respect.

they ruffled through her suitcase and get this... they were looking for dresses. of course, Kegal Laughs who endorses Levis had nothing to show for it. 'Where's your dress?' the female customs officer asked. 'Eh... i don't like to wear dresses.' so great make-up, a slim body shape, flawless skin and dresses, that's what 'constitutes a prostitute' (i've always wanted to use that line) in the land of down under. Kegal Laughs is not exactly the most knowledgeable of persons when it comes to geography, so the customs had a hard time getting convinced that she's not a hooker. in fact, here's an excerpt:

Customs: Name me several streets in Brisbane.

KL: Ehrm... i dunno King street?

Customs: So tell me, where do you do your dirty work in Brisbane?

KL: Queen street? (there really is a Queen Street in Brissy)

Customs: What?

Kegal Laughs is also the same person who spelt 'Gastro' (as in Gastrology) as 'Gasturo'. bless her soul, but maybe she's cut out for flight stewarding after all.

posted at 12:15 pm by the nurse | Permalink |

6 Comments:

ah finally good to have you bad...old boy. btw ...why so busy lately ah? got new bf issit? You Go Girl!!!
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:12 am  

at long last, a new post and an interesting one too :) hope to hear more from you, as we like ur writings :) but no pressure mate, just encouragement :)


- steve
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 12:49 am  

Erm... So what happens after the "What" from the Customs? Lol~ She so suay, like that also answer "correct".
By Anonymous Anonymous, at 10:04 pm  

But... prostitutes always look very very healthy.

Unless the more jaded ones are riddled with disease of course.

Thank God you're back to titillate us. I thought I'd have to transfer to Singapore to give you a prod.
By Blogger savante, at 10:56 pm  

ALAS !! You blogged !!

At least she did not say King's Cross or whatever red light district name. Although its funny, I feel like its quite an insult to SYTs who travelled there.

A nurse mistaken to be a pros. oh gosh, what else ? haha
By Blogger Acko, at 4:24 pm  

NSW: no lah... i'm on permanent night now. plus there's studies. and i need a social life. so the posts are coming in slower these days. but at least i'm still writing right?

steve: thanks for understanding steve. really appreciate folks like you.

celexter: yah. she's kinda shaken by the whole thing. but she also mentioned 'the hot ang mo men' in Aussie. so i guess the trip was a good one nonetheless.

savante: so do HIV-positive gay men, my dear. and you don't need me to stop writing to come over and give a prod. the shores of the merlion always welcome it.

acko: believe it or not, there are many pros who look like nurses. in a role-playing costume, that is.
By Blogger the nurse, at 9:46 am  

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