i tell you, this haze is like getting from bad to worse. pretty soon, we'll be following the hongkies, wearing cheesy face masks of hello kitty and doraemon. in fact, i saw one uncle covering his face with a hankie while waiting at an open-aired MRT station at 1205am at night. my knees are cramping up for some reason (blame the haze). i'm having an outbreak (blame the haze). singapore looks like a scene out of old England (blame the haze). and the randomly put-together Singapore skyline suddenly looks much better (thank the haze!).

you know what our gah-men should do now? ban those indons from fire usage plus sue their asses for like a gazillion rupiah. then when you convert everything over to sing dollars, we would have just enough to treat the lawyers to Mee Soto. the leftover change we'll send it to Aceh for tsunami relief or something.

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