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Sunday, May 20, 2007

project 355: black, brown and yellow

it's human instinct for man to want to play with his orifices and that of others. which prolly explains why nose picking always ends up being such a pleasurable and satisfying experience, despite the fact that it involves so much dirt and secretions. sometimes while watching my weekly digest of drama serials, the hand will go into a trance-like state, reaching for a sheet of tissue and start shoving it into the nose. the face will automatically stretch itself vertically, enabling deeper penetration of the fingers (this tip can be used for sex too!). and before i know it, the tissue is stained with mucus, snot and bits of nose hairs.

before i picked up smoking, the general scheme of color for my nose snot was pretty much devoid of any. it was clear, transparent and very reminiscent of pre-cum, except that i would bother putting anything of that gunk in my mouth. after learning the ways of the cigarette, it only took about a few months before sticking a clean piece of tissue up the nose would produce shades of brown. initially, that really did freak me out. i actually thought that i was a candidate for naso-pharyngeal cancer. each time i dug my nose, the snot that came out would be a palette of autumn colors. there were bits of brown and yellow, accompanied with the occasional unidentifiable black.

the only similarity between pre and post-smoking would be that i still wouldn't stick any of that shit in my mouth.

posted at 12:00 am by the nurse | Permalink |

13 Comments:

Mucus... Pre-Cum...

Tissue into orifice...

Errr...

I think I need to get a lightweight weed whacker to control my unruly nose hairs!
By William, at 1:06 pm

wayyyyyyy.... too much info =P
By Derick Tenh P.S, at 2:55 pm

EEEEwwwwwwwwwww...

- steve
By Anonymous, at 3:39 pm

Heyyyy! Alamak...

Sign PG rated warning lah...I am eating a piece of 'kueh' while reading your blog.

Your most disgusting blog so far, after 'project 355: pasta at the boyfriend's'

QuitLine (1800-438 2000) @j@
By Anonymous, at 6:40 pm

lol disgusting indeed.. maybe you should just stop smoking.. ;p
By Purring Tiger, at 10:36 pm

thats grosss hahahhaha
By Marky, at 11:26 pm

told you people i'm deviant. add grossness to the list.
By the nurse, at 11:53 pm

sometimes bloody too!

*eww*
By Joey, at 11:59 pm

i was looking at the pic and tried hard to work out any art out of it before i read thru. and damn la...disgustingggg...hauhahahahaha i laughed out loud when i realized (after reading some lines you talked about nose digging). we look the ugliest when digging boogers. do that on your first date and you will have hard time tracking where the guy is!!
anyway, jon, if your boyfriend tell you quit smoking, will you do?
By Anonymous, at 11:09 am

deviant is fun! normal is boooring.
By uncle boy, at 4:08 pm

wiki: unless i really loved the guy, don't think i will quit. it's like gayhood. unless i really loved my parents, i wouldn't quit too.
By the nurse, at 7:54 pm

my goodness. picture of ur nose-dig?

lol, if i havent read the entry, i honestly thought it was a picture of an abstract art.

*squirms*.
By delicate boy in a hysterical realm., at 5:23 pm

oh me oh my .. he is the nurse.. he knows better :-)
By Malguy64, at 1:32 am