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Sunday, April 15, 2007

project 355: i would quit my job

a random post for today. i have a female colleague who's Malay and quite a beauty too. she's sweet, has a great sense of humor and knows how to do her make-up, definitely air stewardess material. plus, when she laughs she sounds like she's having an orgasm, combining kegal exercises with deep breaths and piercing laughter.
anyways, a conversation we had today:

Colleague: Hey, look at the weather. It's raining...

Me: Men. Hallelujah. It's raining men.

Colleague: (insert kegal laugh) I tell you... if it's raining men, i would quit my job and just sit at the window and stare out everyday. that way, i think i have more chances of finding to nice guy or a boyfriend for marriage! (kegal laugh)

when inspiration strikes, i go into my Issac Mendez moment and start sketching, not the future but just some silly little doodles.
on a side note, the boyfriend just took home my ATM card by mistake and i'm left with zero dollars and five sticks of super menthol light to last me till tomorrow evening. i'm gonna need one now. that makes four.

posted at 11:57 pm by the nurse | Permalink |

12 Comments:

lol. kegal laughter.
By pamlit, at 12:19 am

are you still writing for fridae?
By queerbarbie, at 12:24 am

you're online! i miss your postings! :D
By Anonymous, at 1:09 am

i'm just curious how someone's able to take someone else's ATM card by mistake. hmmm...
By thelostguardian, at 7:28 am

why not? my other half always takes my UOB ATM card by mistake.

brachy
By Anonymous, at 4:45 pm

LOL..... hope one day really raining men,,, muahaha... then i can sit in front of the wondow and searching for mine... =]
By junjun, at 5:58 pm

pamlit: i should record down her laughter someday. she ALWAYS does it. maybe she's in tune with a vage.

nymph: yeah. work sucks. it kills mental prowess. which is what i need when i write these posts.

ethan & brachy: the boyfriend is very absent-minded. forgive him, for he knows not what he does. love him still.

junjun: men falling from the sky is a bit morbid. think 'SPLAT' or 'PIAK' and plenty of brain bits and blood. it'll make a great violent PS3 game for the gay society though.
By the nurse, at 8:46 pm

With that orgasmic laugh, why isn't she swamped with heated men?
By savante, at 9:00 pm

u hv added 'the thing' on your blog ?
By Anonymous, at 1:08 am

'the thing' = 'Shortbus' sound track ? A must watch movie !
By Anonymous, at 1:20 am

our dear male nurse is at Topman today! :D
By Anonymous, at 12:20 am

juniortaste: yeah. i've watched Shortbus. good movie. trying to get the boyfriend to watch it though. great soundtrack as well.

niv: i'm always at topman.
By the nurse, at 12:28 am