i've always disliked friendster and all the other mainstream 'friend-making' personals of the same genre. maybe it stems from the fact that the random strangers that i seem to attract are not the gorgeous and drop-dead types that i expect. i attract really wierd and bizarre people like rotting fruit to houseflies under a hot brazilian sun. in case you can't catch the metaphor, the above analogy is not a good thing. still, i met the hot boyfriend over Trevvy. so who am i to complain about the bane of online dating and friendships. i thought that the era of Friendster (which was like during 2002-2005, i think) was like so over since nobody added me as a friend for quite a while. but just as the way black rappers love to mix an old tune from the 80s into their oh-so-hip rap tracks, Friendster reared it's ugly face again.

just the other day, i received one of these random requests, (i suspect) to get into my Friendster pants. or to be a bit more humble, just to hold my Friendster hand. some random person with the nick of Chandra F Tan from Batam, Indonesia, sent me an invite to view his Friendster page. oh my god. can i just die now? this chap is the epitome of EVERYTHING THAT I HATE. oops. sorry. let me rephrase that. EvERyTHiNgZ d@+ I H@TeZzzzz WoRzzzzzz!!! other than 6-10 year old ang moh kids, who would ever declare their idol as Harry Potter? you Izz not a bad boy? shit, you izz da bad shit with your motherfuckin' font, gay boy (i assume he's gay, because of his fugly font and his demure-looking gay pictures). i know, batam boy obviously means no harm. but oh that font!!! i cannot stand people who type like that. really. i mean it's nice and all on your blog or friendster or whatever. but if you want to use your Harajuku saccharine sweet japanese-porn-sounding font to get to know me, then really, go look for someone of the same ilk.

i sent a message to the boy. i know i'm horrible. but i told him that he needed to grow out of his 'FunKy FoNtZ' phase. i give him credit for the Kingdom Hearts 2 wallpaper though. i like Kingdom Hearts. for starters, it has decent fonts.

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