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Tuesday, August 07, 2007

project 355: sex, drugs, rock n' roll

i can't sleep now. i can't shit. i feel cranky. i keep grabbing my dick for no apparent reason. i subconsciously make funny breathing noises by inhaling through my mouth with clenched teeth. i keep clenching my teeth. i feel as if i'm permanently on tenterhooks. i am feeling very light-headed. my dick seems to have swollen up to 1.2 times its size. and worst of all, i can't orgasm. in fact, i have been trying for the past 2 hours, watching various forms of porn, putting a butt plug up mine, and even smoking three sticks of Marlboro Reds at a go. now you can add a sprained right wrist to the list of ailments i have stated.

apparently, this is what combining sex with chemicals and 98.7FM blaring from the radio in a budget motel does to you. the sex was fantastic. it was mind-blowing, having lasted nearly eight hours (i lost track of time). it was instantaneous horniness. there was this unconceivable urge to just fuck the first thing in sight, be it man, woman or animal. and i couldn't stop talking. i started off with my childhood days, ending up bragging about how terrible it was being a nurse in Singapore. there was even a point where i think i was hallucinating, seeing the most bizarre of things in the motel room. from childhood memories to current events (i saw Lee Kuan Yew and i was shaking hands with him over tea at the Istana). i talked to all my hallucinations, to which my partner kept saying 'What?'. when my partner talked to his hallucinations, i just started fucking him.

first time and prolly the last.

posted at 3:09 pm by the nurse | Permalink |

25 Comments:

and I'm amazed you're coherent enough to post a blog after the session...can you even see the computer screen clearly?

take it easy dude, don't force it...things will be back to norm after all the side-effects
By robin, at 4:21 pm

oh, and one more thing...never say never...you probably may not see sex the same way again :)

gd luck
By robin, at 4:25 pm

Are you having... priapism?

That's a urological emergency, not a hand emergency... Hope it resolves soon otherwise you really will never see sex the same way again!

the.hand
By the.hand, at 6:56 pm

ry: i've tried sleeping for an hour or two. but i couldn't. so i decided to blog about it. and then i realized that i couldn't come up with flowery sentences while blogging. so i got irritated and just blogged whatever came to mind and left. hopefully the side-effects will dissipate soon. it's actually a bit like a caffeine overdose.

the hand: nope not priapism. no sir, i have no problems in making it stand. in fact, it looks seriously enlarged now. but what's the point of having genitals if you can't come. that's where the problem's at. there's nothing building up no matter how much i wank. and believe me, i have been trying the whole day. i believe it's the crystal meth that's causing this.
By the nurse, at 7:05 pm

some anti-depressant may help you rest/sleep...at least ur not still having hallucinations...i couldn't sleep for days the first time i took it and never did after that :(
By robin, at 7:50 pm

No sir! Priapism's not about difficulty in making it stand. It's after the standing that it ain't wanna take a seat.

Do a wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Read the "complications" bit. That's what I meant by never seeing sex the same way again.

It's the meth man, it's the meth.
By the.hand, at 9:42 pm

Not sure it helps now ... maybe u are back to normal ...

Drink a litre of milk ... it will help neutralise the effect ...

Then take some multi vits to replenish the neutrients loss ...

Drink a litre of orange juice to keep your body from exhaustion and dehydration ...

Sometimes ... when it is time to stop ... u have to stop ... self control ... haha

A passerby who reads your blog regularly ...
By Anonymous, at 10:53 pm

Lay off the chemicals, man. God knows what they put in there.
By savante, at 11:37 pm

the hand: my sincerest apologies. that was the meth talking.

anon: thanks for the advice. the guy whom i had sex with gave me pretty similar advice. i actually did a web search and found some stuff about the best foods to take to enhance the experience and quell it. milk being one of the best to neutralize all the shit that's in my body right now. lime and lemons too. prolly too much alkaline or something along those lines.

savante: according to another friend, they mix meth with loads of other impurities like baby powder and talcum.
By the nurse, at 11:41 pm

Wrong move but good lesson learnt !

Insecticide found in chem made in Johore....make you as blur as a cockroach. Dare you ;-)

Be good lah...we don't wish to see the closedown of spankthemalenurse
By Anonymous, at 1:55 am

O.o substance ain't good..
By Cyclohelix, at 2:14 am

juniortaste: there was also the big hoohah about that malaysian bread factory. got pictures some more. circulating around the internet. dirty ovens. dirtier little corners all around the factory.

cyclohelix: it goes in accordance to my kiasu 'everything in life must at least try once' philosophy. didn't work out that well with smoking though.
By the nurse, at 2:36 am

I live in Dallas, Texas and have enjoyed reading your blog for the past two months.

please, please be careful with meth. I have seen the insidious effects of that drug completely destroy several people's lives. at first it is captivating, but once it takes hold it is ruinous.

Conrad
By Anonymous, at 4:36 am

Maybe you are really sick, and you should consult a doctor instate.
people may look thing in different ways but it's your body so you know more than others do.
Pls take and good Health. ;)

NUH...
By Anonymous, at 7:14 am

Hm .. by chemicals are u referring to drugs?

In any case, haf fun but just take care ... from ur account it seem that sex and drugs dun mix too well - as much as people rave about it ...
By Anonymous, at 9:18 am

wah!! did u wear protection while having sex with that guy? Such a hotter but u sex life was too wildly thats why PPL don't ever try to get a good looking bf cause normally thus good looking one given a lot problem. :p
By Anonymous, at 1:45 pm

with all said and done...we all hope you're feeling much better now
By robin, at 3:25 pm

Agree with the above anonymous... yeah, you should get a doctor to take a look at ya :) Can I be that doctor?
By savante, at 6:01 pm

Hmmm..what's the size after it "reluctantly" grew 1.2 times?
By Anonymous, at 6:15 pm

Come back to Fridae!
By Anonymous, at 12:49 am

Tsk tsk..

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methamphetamine

what makes you do that?
By Veeen, at 2:05 am

the nurse: Please accept my sincerest apologies. After reading the wiki above, I stand corrected. The ability to have sex for extended periods and not coming is drug related.

I so dun wanna sound like your Sister at work, but after reading about experimenting with meth, my impression of you has well...

dropped.
By the.hand, at 11:12 am

me too
By Darren, at 4:38 pm

the.hand & darren: comeon guys, the nurse was prolly just curious. i would have maybe done it myself, if someone i really like offered/asked me. well, at least the nurse has related his story. may it be a lesson, not only to him, but also to the readers - us.

- steve xoxo
By Anonymous, at 3:01 am

It is very brave but silly of you to blig about your experience with drugs. This is something u share with your frens perhaps but on a free for all the see website??? And you are from the health care profession as well??? Have you heard of the CNB? Gosh...where do you come from???
By Anonymous, at 11:04 am